Lori Mann’s RubberDollies set of redheaded cigarette fetishist Julie Simone and blonde femme fatale Aiden Starr make it extremely hard not to make puns about “smoking,” but between Julie’s red rubber lingerie and Aiden’s long black latex dress — not to mention the latter’s knee-high black lace-ups and the former’s spike heels — you’ll be thinking about less smoke and more blazing inferno. These two gorgeous dames look better in rubber than almost any beauties around, and Mann captures them gloriously.

In this richly textured Lori Mann set, gorgeous busty redhead Xanthia Doll enjoys many of the trappings of trashy badgirldom, including liquor, cutoffs, and clove cigarettes. It’s a fun set of pix, but Xanthia, don’t bogart those cloves — you’ll get a head rush!

Szandora is a BABE, and here she looks particularly good in an exquisite silver-and-blue corset, blue lips, green eyes and neon-red hair. Amelia G & Forrest Black capture the irresistible ivory-skinned bad girl in all her GothicSluts glory.

Voltaire has got some mesmerizing tattoos, but even they don’t distract from her perfect body, on lavish display in this Forrest Black and Amelia G shoot of sexy V. at the beach. Even if she didn’t share a name with my favorite Enlightenment writer, I would get enlightened at the beach any day by this inked lovely.

In case you haven’t heard, April Flores is making a big splash lately as the star of Carlos Batts’s erotic film Voluptuous Life, about April’s adventures from Los Angeles to New York and points between. In this Amelia G & Forrest Black GothicSluts set, she sports red fishnets, high heels, a cute pink dress, and her trademark candy-apple hair as she shows off her gorgeous face and lovely, curvy body.

In this Forrest Black & Amelia G set, Natalie Adams wears thigh-high boots, a corset and a shiny open-tit long-sleeve top that is as lickable as it is perverse, but you know what? It’s the gas mask that makes the outfit. Apparently it’s a pretty standard industrial design, but I doubt any of the folks working with belt sanders or spray guns look as good in a chemical mask as Natalie does… but then, very few people wear anything as well as this smokin’ hot purple-haired ivory-skinned beauty.

Zophya is an irresistible lovely with a pierced lip and absolutely perfect tits. In this set from Barely Evil guest photographer Rhino, she gets naked in the kitchen and then intimate with a big red dildo, a carafe of milk and a pair of mini-donuts, not necessarily in that order. She is utterly adorable and needs many more sweet things rubbed over that flawless pair.

As a Sisters-lovin’ Baudelaire-quotin’ blood-drinker from way back, I get goosebumps seeing Zoe kickin’ it old school with a black velvet coat, black hair and ultra-sexy pewter ankh-rosary. The goosebumps quickly give way to other sensations, however, when Zoe strips off her velvet and deliciously displays what her mama (and the tattoo artists) gave her, as she does in this delectable Forrest Black & Amelia G Gothic Sluts set.

To me, Michele Aston is the epitome of the DIY esthetic; this punky scientist decided she wanted to become a porn star, so she did — transforming into a self-described “goth MILF” with tattoos that give your eyes plenty of excuses to crawl lovingly over every inch of her gorgeous flesh. So it’s only suitable that she’s posed here in front of Forrest Black’s nostalgia-inducing wall of punk flyers while she gets very intimate with an acrylic cross in this Amelia & Forrest BarelyEvil set. For the record, Michelle Aston can sequence my DNA any time she wants.

Wicked spooky Bee has the hottest pouty little mouth and I love the intimacy of this hot series. Getting to see her peel off her sexy little red panties, revealing her beautiful little hairless slit, while watching her nipple slowly tighten with excitement is a real treat. Then it even gets hotter as she is bound up tight, gagged and presented, ready for any kind of kinky fun. BarelyEvil has the sexy stuff for sure.

Photographer Lori Mann has a knack for capturing the perverse of Julie Simone in pervy latex, here a matching hood and halter and playfully perverse mint panties, posed and exposed at the top of a staircase. It’s just the right angle at which to enjoy Julie in this RubberDollies set.

Ah, the 1950s. Eisenhower was in charge, “The Honeymooners” ruled TV, Outfit boss Sam Giancana kept things orderly in Chicago and J. Edgar Hoover fondled his secret files while plotting his assault on left-leaning pinkos who wanted to fluoridate our drinking water. And Senator Estes Kefauver spearheaded a witch-hunt against a pair of Los Angeles photographers for selling dirty pictures of this hot brunette named Smoking Mary Jane… no, wait a second, I got lost in time, there — see what happens when you fuck around with a particle accelerator before breakfast? But seriously, folks: this unbelievably hot Smoking Mary Jane oozes the feel of the fifties in her style and her look; in this Amelia G and Forrest Black Gothic Sluts shoot, she’s all red lingerie, fishnets, black heels and legs to high Heaven. Back in the ’50s, though, we didn’t know about the filthy poses she offers for Amelia & Forrest’s lascivious lens — which is why, I submit, there’s no time like the present, and no chick in the world like Smoking Mary Jane.

I recently got the sad, sad news that bespectacled badass Bella Vendetta would be shutting down her eponymous site because the credit card billers don’t like her brand of porn and she’s not willing to water it down. In mourning that awesome site, I am more than a little comforted by the fact that Bella is sure to still be out there posing for shoots like this irresistible set from Amelia G and Forrest Black. Bella sums up so many things I love in a woman: she’s smart, geeky, iconoclastic, nasty and unfailingly sensuous. But let’s get shallow for a moment: my God what a gorgeous body she has. Perhaps more importantly, there’s something very special about being up close and personal as a punk chick with NRRDCORE and RIOT GRRL tattooed across her fingers slides a big glass dildo deep into herself. Mmmmm, Bellla.

Dark haired beauty Genesis LaVey has legs to die for and curves that won’t quit; in this Amelia G and Forrest Black RubberDollies set, she looks glorious in shiny rubber kneehighs and elbow-length opera gloves — and nothing else. You can almost smell that musky, heady scent, and I bet the rubber smells great, too.

Tattooed blonde lovely Cindy B has got serious vintage charm in this hot Forrest Black and Amelia G GothicSluts set. Between her black fishnets and garter belt, leopard-and-pink panties-bra set, and her black strappy high heels, I give her serious props for wardrobe design, but want to know a secret? It’s the black leather restraints on her wrists that really do it for me.

It seems somewhat unspooky to wish anyone a Happy Easter, but an Easter set just posted to Scar13.com. It is a sexy contrast between the brightly-colored drugstore type Easter eggs and Scar’s naked body coming out of the shadows.

Although, as a writer, Amelia G merrily debunks much of what one might associate with St. Patrick’s Day. She points out that the holiday kind of started in the Americas, the whole leprechaun thing can be attributed to Disney, shamrocks were ganked from the Pagans, and green beer was definitely not utilized in the Irish celebrations of St. Patrick’s Day when all the pubs were legally closed until the 1970’s. Nonetheless, as a photographer, Amelia G says she loves the iconography of the holiday. And who can resist lucky clovers and a teeny leprechaun hat when sexy Ariel X is the model!? BarelyEvil members are sure to enjoy there being two hot sets of Ariel in green. We hear the original color for the holiday was blue, but green really works on Ariel, as photographed by Blue Blood’s Amelia G and Forrest Black.

Apparently everyone at Blue Blood Secret World Headquarters Global has ordered their flowers and hidden away their boxes of chocolate and bloody hearts. The ancient Romans celebrated Lupercalia on the Ides of February by whipping hot girls with portions of sacrificed goat. In this over-the-top GothicSluts set, Amelia G and Forrest Black shot a professional piercer, the lovely purple-tressed Natalie Addams, cutting out her own heart, gift-boxing it, and sewing up the “wound” with quite genuine play piercings. The Cadbury chocolate boxes of the mid-1800’s were made with velvet and mirrors. So what could say Happy Blue Blood-style Valentines Day like a bloody heart in a spooky ornate gift box! Blue Blood is traditional like that.

Amelia G also wrote an article about the origins of Valentines Day and Lupercalia. Amongst the fascinating factoids she unearthed about the holiday, she slipped in one of her most important Blue Blood manifesto points writing, “One of the most important messages I would like people to internalize from Blue Blood is that having purple hair or a tattoo or a pervy wardrobe in no way makes a person a second class citizen. You are entitled to the rewards of the larger society. You are entitled to the same love as anyone, whether or not your sex is a bit kinkier than average . . . There is no rule that thinking for yourself, owning your sexuality, and dressing flamboyantly equals eschewing all sentimentality and always feeling alone on Valentines Day.”

Maybe I would have gone to the prom if there’d been as hot a girl as Scar13 to get me into trouble there. Showing off her new short hair and an unbelievable ball gown in a special Valentine’s Day set with beautiful photography by Alan Amato, Scar gives herself some roses and does some very dirty things with them.

I think it’s the sci-fi/spy movie geek in me that goes crazy for the black rubber catsuit, a staple of fetish fashion; none wear it so well as gorgeous Mad Sophie aka Fetish Dolly in this RubberDollies set from Amelia G & Forrest Black. Ms. Emma Peel would be scandalized; her own catsuit never zipped open at the crotch the way Sophie’s does, nor was Ms. Peel seen in heels quite this high. But Sophie’s improvements on the outfit are, to say the least, most appreciated.

If tattooed and pierced beauties are your flavor, Portland punk priestess Rachel Face is all that and more. With facial tats and piercings all over, she’s the brand of beauty I most adore. This BarelyEvil series from Amelia G & Forrest Black is shot in what looks like an ultra-classy hotel, which only accentuates Rachel’s punky hotness.

If you like ‘em goth, you like ‘em like Dana Dark, with her jet hair, bloodred lips, perfect body and bat tats. Here, in this very goth GothicSluts set, she gets nice and comfy, mostly naked in photographer Forrest Black’s coffin — and where, I ask, could a beautiful deathrocker be more comfortabuls?

Matching April’s candy cane and raising her Saint Nicki and a pervy lesbo elf are Michelle Aston and Aiden Starr. Who better than Aiden, then, to frolic as a green lipped corseted elf to Michelle Aston’s stiletto-heeled Santa? The answer is none, none more better. In these shots (also by Amelia G & Forrest Black), things go from playful to PLAYFUL if you know what I mean, and if two dirty girls are having fun then it’s these two. You are never going to see two hotter women getting it on in holiday costumes, I guarantee it. After some luscious shots detailing these two beauties’ very special attributes, they get delightfully busy, and strategic portions of both Santa’s and elf-girl’s wardrobe go bye-bye along with my holiday gloom, and probably yours too if you’ve got any taste in the ladies.

I remember the first time I saw a photograph of April Flores on the cover of a coffee table book and she just took my breath away. I believe the book was by Carlos Batts who shoots for Blue Blood’s GothicSluts as well. I’m going to have to look for it in my cluttered bookshelves. This winter wonderland holiday series is shot by Amelia G and Forrest Black and there is such vibrancy of personality in these pictures. This busty beauty with her Coca-Cola can red hair and the candy cane dress and the actual candy cane she sucks seductively and then puts to good use . . . getting to see this set is the best holiday gift I could imagine. Wow, just wow.

Amelia G didn’t shoot this set, but her commentary on it in the BarelyEvil members area is, “Heidi is a cute reindeer with gift bows for the season. Everybody ready for the holidays? Got your virgins bound and your goat sacrifices stabled and your pig’s blood refrigerated and your ceremonial daggers sharpened? Good, good.” I just don’t know what I can add to that.

I still have fond memories of Superna’s bud-endowed photo shoot from 4/20 — yummy AND aromatic, what’s not to love? Here she eschews the greenbud for a chainsaw in BarelyEvil photos taken at the home of horror legend (and Texas Chainsaw Massacre III screenwriter) David J. Schow. Is it just me, or is there something exceptionally erotic about a hot tatooed chick waving a chainsaw at you? Naked Superna cuts like a knife… but feels so right.

Michelle Aston gets down and dirty, literally this time, digging around in a basement sporting high heels and chains. Whether she’s digging for treasure or just checking where the bodies are buried doesn’t matter much, since it’s all about the journey to the center of the Earth, innit? And the journey to Michelle’s hot, curvy, tattooed bod.

I’ve long been a fan of Troma pictures actress, horror model, photographer, witchcraft devotee, artist and comic book star Cali Ford; it’s great to see this famous hot tattooed blonde in this gorgeous black & white BarelyEvil series from Amelia G & Forrest Black, where Cali starts out lusciously bikini-clad and ends up wearing nothing. Cali rules!

Candace looks so good tarted up for a rave in cat ears, a fuzzy bikini top and brightly-colored hippy pants I’m almost distracted from her cute face and adorable tattoos. But it’s the whole package that makes her so damn hot. This EroticBPM set shows plenty of her, and I love it.

Tattooed and gorgeous Michelle Aston in a pink PVC bikini and high heels — this I like. Her flaunting a riding crop — this I love. Michelle spreading those kissable cherry lips and tonguing an acrylic dildo… words cannot express, my friends, how hot THAT one is.